The Lord of the Rings Alphabet by Beowolfe03, literature
Literature
The Lord of the Rings Alphabet
Disclaimer thing: No, Lord of the Rings doesn't belong to me, but it was nice of you to ask. It belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien, Chris Tolkien and…Affiliates. So there.
Author's Note: During the making of this glorious poem, I was without my books and I couldn't remember anything that began with K, Q, or X, so I left them empty for the time, obviously ruining the continuity later. However, these three terrific letters are put in at the end of the poem simply because I couldn't stand to see them left out in the cold. I even had them rhyme! Yay!
May you please enjoy very well!
A is for Aragorn, so soon to be king.
B is for Bilbo, who found the On
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middle-Earth by Shadow-Katana, literature
Literature
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middle-Earth
1: I will not give hobbits green hair and orange skin and call them "Oompa Loompas".
2: I will not swallow the Phial of Galadriel to see if it will shine inside my stomach.
3: I will not eat popcorn during dramatic moments.
4: I will not ask Saruman if a house fell on his sister.
5: I will not claim Sauron's Eye watches me while I'm showering.
6: The One Ring is not my bling.
7: I am not a paparazzi.
8: I will not roast marshmallows in Mount Doom.
9: I will not shave Gandalf's beard...
10: ...Nor will I shave Legolas bald.
11: I will not follow Gollum with an accordion and insist he must dance or else.
12: I will not make a tree ho
Oh, little one,
It's time to hear a tale.
The day is done,
The ships have set sail.
Beautiful cities,
Of such wonder.
Torn apart,
Lighting and thunder.
The air was burnt,
I could smell it.
I felt it.
Towers crumbled,
Ideals humbled.
All that was left,
Was seeing,
the bleeding.
Hearing,
the crying,
and lying,
and the dying.
I was left,
Deft,
Resorting to theft.
I say take the warning,
skip town.
Don't wait,
GET OUT!!
DON'T WAIT!!
GET OUT!!
DON'T WAIT!
Get out...
Oh, little one,
The day is done.
Get out now.
While you can still run.
I'm a photographer, but also a traditional artist. You'll see mostly my photography on this account, maybe some drawings or poems. If you see any of my pictures somewhere else, I assure you that it's my other account, MyChemicalRomance711, they aren't stolen.
Favourite Visual Artist
Kevin Kutz
Favourite Movies
Lord Of The Rings, Forrest Gump, Boondock Saints
Favourite TV Shows
NCIS, Criminal Minds
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Nirvana, Mumford & Sons
Hey, not to try and sound like I'm talking myself up or anything, but that really isn't that great of one of my poems, I have much better ones on my page if you're interested.
(Sorry for sounding like a jackass there also. I know self promotion is kinda douchy. )